I looked across the snowed land
I thought I knew the weather like the back of my hand
I felt the water in my shoes around my feet
Walked by the river and it made me freeze
Oh spring sun where have you gone?
I’m getting cold and I need a bright dawn
So tell me when you’re gonna visit us
I’m getting tired and I have vacations to plan
I came across a bare tree
I felt the branches of it mocking me
Is this the place the polar bears love?
Is this the place that mosquitoes’ been dreaming of?
Oh spring sun where have you gone?
I’m getting cold and I need a bright dawn
So tell me when you’re gonna visit us
I’m getting tired and I have vacations to plan

And if you have it all why don’t you show
Party somewhere it only snows!
This could be the end of everything
So why don’t the spring go
Somewhere we all know
Somewhere we all know
Oh spring sun where have you gone?
I’m getting cold and I need a bright dawn
So tell me when you’re gonna visit us
I’m getting tired and I have vacations to plan
And if you have it all why don’t you show
Party somewhere it only snows!
This could be the end of everything
So why don’t the cold go?
So why don’t the cold go?
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
This could be the end of everything
So why don’t the spring show
Somewhere it only snows!
Somewhere we all know
Somewhere we all know
[Progress in Work by a Talented Thief =P]
Note: This is an intentional solely-for-fun outcome of sleep deprivation. The original song is “Somewhere only we know” by Keane. It was also sung by Lily Allen for John Lewis’ Christmas advert:
